hairsolongthatitlooklikeweave:

onlyblackgirl:

isitscary:

• “FREEDOM OF SPEECH”
• “STOP PULLING THE RACE CARD”
• “MY BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/WIFE/ HUSBAND/GRANDMOTHER’S SISTER’S UNCLE’S COUSIN IS BLACK”
• “UM IF SOMEONE SAID THIS ABOUT A BLACK PERSON IT WOULD BE RACIST”
• “THIS APPLE JUICE IS TOO SPICY”

“I’m 1/64 Native American”
“Can you add mayo to that?”
“Why is this water spicy?”
“Bud Lite”
“Racism was so 427383 years ago”
“I voted for Obama”

Omg “this apple juice is spicy” has to be my favorite